The following announcement has been received at "Catch Central:"Come One , Come ALL!
Don't eat all day Friday, don't snack on the way to rowing Saturday... prepare your gastronomony! Become Ravenous!
Because.......
Chefs Extraordinaire Williams & Walsh will present their creation for your culinary tasting pleasure.
Not $150 per plate as it could well demand at a fine restaurant.
Not even the $25 per plate that you will feel yourself compelled to lay out.
No! Only the mere pittance (I shame to even mention it) of $5 for this sumptuous fare.
Incredible, you say? Yes, the critics will agree. But the world class team of W&W has offered their skill for this limited engagement.
A NOT-TO-BE-MISSED affair!
Wear no formal attire, be at your ease. (Propriety will demand a slight curtsy or bow in acknowledgement as you pass W&W)
The piece d'resistance will be Erotic -- uh, we mean --Exotic Fruit, L'eoufs Hand-Shirred, Heart-Healthy Pancakes with no-calorie Maple syrup and creamy no harm butter, Fat free Bacon, Vegetable Sausage, Bovine Milk and Jus de l'orange. And... perhaps the odd surprise.....
(The management submits that substitutes may be substituted.)
Be there for this all out gala... right after rowing!
Thanks to Baxter Walsh
Mysteriously, shortly thereafter a message in a bottle was picked out of the Housatonic. It read:
I am distressed to have to decline the kind invitation to the gourmet (or gourmand) heart healthy, fat free, electrolyte laced, vitamin crammed, vegan, organic, preservative free, non-irradiated, free range, humanely raised, anti-oxident enriched, carbo controlled, protein rich, locally grown, NAFTA free, fair traded, FDA certified, union approved, ambrosia-like breakfast the nationally recognized team of W and W is offering on Saturday, because of a previous engagement. Surely this will be the gustatorial event of a lifetime. But my heart is with you and may even benefit from my absence. With best wishes for a successful event and may I suggest a cardiologist be present at the festivities.
Signed, Steve Gurney
Well as to on-call cardiologists, we are going to have to conscript Dr. Linda Gillam, although other club members in other medical subspecialties have been known to consult on matters cardiac in the past when shanghaied and forced to do so. But we at the Catch are going ot stop giving advice about affairs of the heart before this goes too far.....
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